Sunday, November 6, 2011

Nope, Not Dead


        
        (Just a heads up that I'm putting up a new post tomorrow, and I'm going to try and break down some of the backlog this week. Perhaps you're confused about why I'm putting this up instead of just waiting to put up the full-length post. Firstly, if you actually care enough to think about that, you're already losing this argument. Secondly, if you start losing an argument to me, consider it lost, because I’m like a pit bull: if you make a mistake, I’m grabbing onto it and not letting go, and I’m certainly not letting things like “counterarguments” or “being wrong” get in my way. Thirdly, if you lose an argument to me, you should probably start doing what I say, because I’m also like a pit bull in the sense that I tend to bite people that I don’t like. Fourthly, I’m surprised that the spellchecker recognizes “fourthly” as a word. Finally, according to the details expressed above, you are now my humble servant and must do everything I say. Start by writing some new posts for my blog.)

7 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

    go ahead watch the entire video i dare you. you will never be able to unsee this.

    its an official music video for a band with a pretty smart way of getting people to watch their music video by making it absolutely fucked up.

    i really really really want to see your reaction to this and what do you have to lose? i mean besides your sanity which, lets face it, is already nonexistent.

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  2. DAMMIT WERE RUNNING OUT OF WEDNESDAY (dependent on timezone) POST SOMETHING! quickly before Skyrim comes out because we both know that means well be too "busy with other work" to do any work for the next week or 2. also don't kid yourself we both know your not posting on Saturday. how about this if you can legitimately cut your backlog down to at least 4-5 ill give you over 20 suggestions/links for posts.

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  3. I'm disappointed in you. no blog posts for too long. tsk tsk tsk *shakes head*

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  4. ................... if you're waiting for me to type out your blog post for you i would like to point out that you are having me do everything you "said" and you haven't said anything because you've simply typed letters onto a blog.

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  5. ok the post backlog is going to go into the triple digits and the world will end. he really is just waiting for the apocalypse. his very waiting is what is causing it. now we discover the true meaning of the website title.

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  6. youve always been dead 2 me

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