Sunday, November 6, 2011

Nope, Not Dead


        
        (Just a heads up that I'm putting up a new post tomorrow, and I'm going to try and break down some of the backlog this week. Perhaps you're confused about why I'm putting this up instead of just waiting to put up the full-length post. Firstly, if you actually care enough to think about that, you're already losing this argument. Secondly, if you start losing an argument to me, consider it lost, because I’m like a pit bull: if you make a mistake, I’m grabbing onto it and not letting go, and I’m certainly not letting things like “counterarguments” or “being wrong” get in my way. Thirdly, if you lose an argument to me, you should probably start doing what I say, because I’m also like a pit bull in the sense that I tend to bite people that I don’t like. Fourthly, I’m surprised that the spellchecker recognizes “fourthly” as a word. Finally, according to the details expressed above, you are now my humble servant and must do everything I say. Start by writing some new posts for my blog.)

10 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

    go ahead watch the entire video i dare you. you will never be able to unsee this.

    its an official music video for a band with a pretty smart way of getting people to watch their music video by making it absolutely fucked up.

    i really really really want to see your reaction to this and what do you have to lose? i mean besides your sanity which, lets face it, is already nonexistent.

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  2. DAMMIT WERE RUNNING OUT OF WEDNESDAY (dependent on timezone) POST SOMETHING! quickly before Skyrim comes out because we both know that means well be too "busy with other work" to do any work for the next week or 2. also don't kid yourself we both know your not posting on Saturday. how about this if you can legitimately cut your backlog down to at least 4-5 ill give you over 20 suggestions/links for posts.

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  3. I'm disappointed in you. no blog posts for too long. tsk tsk tsk *shakes head*

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  4. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh AHA! Jason Carter is your name! you cant seriously deny that the person Jason "hal10k" Carter on the nightmare mode website that YOU linked to on the escapist is not you. HA!

    lol fireball katamari

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  5. ................... if you're waiting for me to type out your blog post for you i would like to point out that you are having me do everything you "said" and you haven't said anything because you've simply typed letters onto a blog.

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  6. so are you dead now?

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  7. My penis has fallen in size, as has my IQ.

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  8. ok the post backlog is going to go into the triple digits and the world will end. he really is just waiting for the apocalypse. his very waiting is what is causing it. now we discover the true meaning of the website title.

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  9. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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  10. youve always been dead 2 me

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